10.06.2006

Evil Organics

I think it goes without saying that the people who grow Organic foods are trying to take over the world. The whole healthier than thou thing is just an act luring in innocents. Their secret plan was to hook up to the WOPR and play a nice game of "Global Thermo Nuclear War." The Organic cabal is right up there with the La Leche League, and PETA.

Here is proof of the Organics' scheme. Ok, now that I have MonkeyDragon all riled up, and the FBI all over this blog, I'll point out that this is poor attempt at humor...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I just don't feel like getting riled up right now.

But for the record if you are eating locally and responsibly I won't wig out that it isn't all "certified" organic and all . . .

and it's the compost that's a problem you know - some organic famers just don't heat the manure enough to kill bacteria -

But I'm not going to get all riled up and rant . . .

I'm not

really

Plus, I'm going right now to find some nitrates to feed the kids - probably in red meat too . . .