I'm an evil person, and I am going to hell. We were walking around at lunch today, and outside a government building saw a single protester. He was wearing a suit, and not saying anything to anyone unless they came up to him. I have no idea what the nature of the protest is, although he named a specific FBI agent. I took his name out, although a google search told me he has a 28 handicap.
The reason I am going to hell? My first thought was "Maybe she's just cheating on you dude."