A few weeks ago, the kids were at the pool hanging out with some of their friends. One of the older kids got cut off by his little sister as they were running around the sand area. "You almost cut my legs off!"
That night, BigBrother told me the story. It got a small laugh from everybody. As BB will do, he took the phrase and twisted it, showing off his creativity.
"You almost burned my lips off."
"You almost tore my eyelids off."
"You almost ripped my arm off."
I'm fairly sure DW will disavow remembering this conversation. But it did in fact happen. I wish I knew where it came from.