DearWife took the kids to play with some friends yesterday. At their friends' house, instead of saying smelly, icky, gross - they say cockadoodie. Must be a Delaware thing. Anyway, so BigBrother starts saying it over and over. DearWife intervened with interesting results.
DearWife: Please stop saying that.
BigBrother: Ok. COCK.
DearWife: Please don't...
BigBrother: COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK
DearWife: Stop saying that please.
BigBrother: Why, the doodie part is the bad part.