When we went to the aquarium a few weeks ago, we saw several scuba divers.  BigBrother was fascinated by them.  Two were 'girl' scuba divers and a couple were 'boy' scuba divers.  So from time to time since then he says "I'm a lady scuba diver."  He plays like he's swimming around in the ocean.  Every once in a while he works himself into the Titanic story that's he's still obsessed with.
DearWife finally got out of him that he thinks he's a lady scuba diver because he doesn't have a beard.  "How can I be a man scuba diver without a beard?"  His grandfathers and I all have facial hair.
Finally the other night, I pointed out that he has certain equipment that lady scuba diver's don't have.  "Then I must be a boy scuba diver!"  Breakthrough.  Two minutes later: "I'm a lady scuba diver."
Today, DearWife sends me an email.  They're listening to a Raffi song (which is generally only allowed when I'm not there).  "Freddie's gonna fix it with his hammer.  Laura's going to fix it with her pliers."
BB: "Is Laura's a girls name?"
DW: "Yes, Laura is a girls name.  Freddie is a boy's name."
BB: "But Laura is a girls name?"
DW: "Yes."
BB: "I'm LAURA!"
2 comments:
hmm, maybe you are just taking this too literally, maybe he just liked watching the girl divers better ;)
and on the other hand, if he is "Laura" this works out better for him in the whole Titanic thing - women and children first . . .
better just blame Raffi for the whole mix up
That's too funny. You have to love kids.
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